Highlights of Hannah, A Woman's Thrift Store (a branch of Colin Whitney and Associates and "The C.W. Properties)
ATTENTION ALL WOMEN (and men if you really want to stop by), it's a miracle on 32nd street! Literally! It's open longer than WalMart at 25 hours a day, with three stores located conveniently on 32nd Street, directly across from the Wachkanoosetkuck Mall in NorthWest Providuck, on Miracle Lane almost directly to the right of the Tacky Shack in West Warring T.W. Countries, and on the intersection of P, B, and J St., in Funkytown New Orleans! You want better directions; call (971) 885-IM-A-WOMAN-AND-IM-PROUD-OF-IT-EXCEPT-IF-IM-A-GUY and you'll get a grumpy salesclerk named Larry saying in a low, gravelly voice: "Highlights for Hannah, Home of the Hair Hump how may I help you?" Tell him your name is Sacajawea and hang up. Come down to any of the stores and enter through the back alley. Each store is properly equipped with one. You will be ushered in through the back door and be given a one dollar Sacajawea discount. So, what do you have to lose, try my product?
This blog is a log of my many perilous journeys during this summer of year 2007. It will follow my thoughts and my five senses for a full experience. You will see what I see; you will hear what I hear; you will taste what I taste; you will feel what I feel; you will smell what I smell as I travel to the distant lands of Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. First, I shall travel to Bahrain, a lovely Arab island country set in the Persian Gulf...
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